Google Voice is Racist
Google Voice is racist! This video explores the possibilities of Google Voice and its racial tendencies. But this video is multi-dimensional. You’ll also learn about the two types of abductions, what the “thing” is and where to store it, the difference between white money and hood money, and my love for roast beef.
Similar to how the michelle Obama, image or picture was seen as racist in google image search was transcribed incorrectly. Also check out, “HP computers are racist” its an epidemic,search “HP computers are racist……Hilarious”
Episode 8.1
Watch this:
1. If You like to laugh.
2. If your a sucker for cats and goats.
3. If poon is something unfamiliar.
4. If nectarines and cranberries make you sour.
5. if you still reading…..You’s a sucker!
Episode 7: Mambo!
Finally we have returned back to our roots! Your favoriate weekly (really monthly) news show is back in business. This is episode is packed like a “mini filled with Klumps”. I tried my goddamnest to get this episode down to under 5 minutes but when working with a drunk cast, a drunk crew, and a drunk director thats almost impossible. Watch and Comment!
GrownmanTV Episode 5: part 2
The sequel to part one
GrownManTV Episode 5: I’m a Proffesional
So here is it. The long awaited Episode 5, titled I’m A Professional. Without giving anything away, this is the most “real” we have ever been in front of a camera. No holds barred. All rules were thrown out the window and subsequently ran over, reversed upon, and ran over again while we laughed in the rear view mirror and turned up the radio. We had over 3 hours of raw footage for this episode, so it was a struggle to get it to a managable time. If you’re wondering what took so long, read the post under this one.
So we’re offering the show in 2 parts, or chapters, whichever you feel more comfortable with. Each are roughly about 10 minutes long. The first one is (finally) available now!!!! The second will be released sometime later today, and we will let you know when. In the meantime, watch Part I over and over again.
So why are you reading this? Go watch the magic take place!!!! Now!!!
GrownManTV News Episode IV: The Wild Hope
Ladies and Gentleman, Episode IV has been officially released. This episode is full of the normal drunk glossy eyed news you come to expect from us. We even have a special celebrity guest who is a big fan of the show. Enough with the talk, lets get on with the news.
GrownMantTv News Episode 3: The Rita Report
Ladies and Gentleman, your favoriate news show has returned, and will comence its weekly schedule.
GrownManTv News: Outakes
Usually a new episode would come out today, but due to Juan aka Ramon Paaaablo Ortiiiiiz aka “the one with the camera” being out of town over the weekend, we could not film our highly popular but lowly budgeted show. Instead, we put together a few outtakes that didn’t make the final cut, but were still worthy of being seen.
Here you’ll see:
-Never before seen dance footage
-Me (Kellsworth) trying to keep it together while the scene calls for me to look at xxsteena’s breasts (well not so much the scene called for it as I did — its great being a writer for yourself).
-The exact moment where I realized I’m never wearing pants during the show again.
-Xxsteena trying to hold it together the first time “that made my penis hurt” line was adlibbed.
-Me taking a shot and trying to deliver a line (oh god it burned).
-Co-anchor banter that no one was supposed to hear (you know how anchors talk and point at each others scripts while the music or credits are rolling…)
And probably other nonsense that seemed funny to us but you will probably think its retarted. I wonder if other shows have as much fun filming as we do. Watching this made me miss not filming last Sunday. Next Wednesday we’ll have a new show for you, which we guarantee will be funnier than the last two combined, or we’ll pass out trying from drinking too much, which will be filmed and shown in place of the show. Enjoy!
GrownManTv News 02: Katrina’s a Fierce Mistress
Ladies and Gentleman this weeks episode is officially airing! The highly anticipated news show, Grown A** News episode 2 makes Episode one look like an episode one. We put mad work into this one so, i hope you like, as always let us know what you think, and spread the word don’t be a jerk!
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GrownManTv News Episode 01
Finally!!!! After months of speaking/ rannting about a show that never existed we we’re able to finish shooting the first episode of Grown Ass News. Here you go, I was going to air it tonight around 9:00pm but I new theres alot of 9-5ers that don’t do any work and need to watch this.

