Good things about getting your feet cut off at Six Flags

You may have heard this story about a girl getting her feet cut off on the Superman ride in Six Flags in Kentucky.  You might think “oh thats so horrible?”  Is it really?

- She’ll sue Six Flag for millions.

- She’ll never get foot fungus/ smelly feet
- She won’t have to clip her toe nails.

- She’ll never have sore feet and need a foot massage.

- She may get bionic feet grafted onto her nubs
- Save money on shoes and socks.

So she’s really not defeeted at all!  Get it?  Ah screw you jerks.  What other positives can you think of?

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