Good things about getting your feet cut off at Six Flags
You may have heard this story about a girl getting her feet cut off on the Superman ride in Six Flags in Kentucky. You might think “oh thats so horrible?” Is it really?
- She’ll sue Six Flag for millions.
- She’ll never get foot fungus/ smelly feet
- She won’t have to clip her toe nails.
- She’ll never have sore feet and need a foot massage.
- She may get bionic feet grafted onto her nubs
- Save money on shoes and socks.
So she’s really not defeeted at all! Get it? Ah screw you jerks. What other positives can you think of?
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never have to worry about stepping on a rusted nail, something heavy droping on her feet, or having 2 left feet when it comes to dancing, unless the bionic ones given to her are both left feet by mistake.
Yeah but Juan would never marry her.