My sweat makes your girl want me

pherosAnd she doesn’t even know it.  At least thats what the Scientists have confirmed.

The control group sniffed a yeast solution, while the other group took a hit of androstadienone. The group exposed to the pheromone reported an improved mood and significantly higher sexual arousal, as well as physiological responses such as changes in blood pressure and heart rate.

It makes sense, we aren’t that far removed from the cavemen days and our natural insticts/tendencies that are hardwired into our systems.  Thats why they love it when you pull their hair during sex too, but the scientists ain’t telling you that.  Next time you see me out, look for me to be dumb sweaty picking up girls.

This guy who sits next to me at work swears that this bottle of Pheromones makes women attracted to him. He paid 50 bucks for it online.  But then again, he’s the most conceited person I ever met, and he thinks everyone is attracted to him, even guys.  I’d rather double up on the layers of clothing and make my own pheromones than pay 50 bucks for some!

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